The warped and twisted inner workings of my wind... in one word!

*Enjoin!*
One word... that's all you can write as your answer... can you do it???

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1. Where is your cell phone? Printer
2. Your significant other? yaright
3. Your hair? Smexy!
4. Your mother? Adversary
5. Your father? Deathbed
6. Your favorite thing? Driving
7. Your dream last night? Sad
8. Your favorite drink? Tang
9. Your dream/goal? Joy
10. The room you're in? Freakshow
11. Your ex? MISTAKE
12. Your fear? Meatloaf :(
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy!
14. Where were you last night? Canyon
15. What you're not? Fancy
16. Muffins? DIRTY!
17. One of your wish list items? BFF
18. Where you grew up? 'Burbs
20. What are you wearing? Silver
21. Your TV? Underused
22. Your pets? Tasty
23. Your computer? Testy
24. Your life? Meh
25. Your mood? Pensive
26. Missing someone? Si
27. Your car? HOT!!!
28. Something you're not wearing? Tiara
29. Favorite Store? Maestro's
30. Your summer? Ready!
31. Like someone? *snort*
32. Your favorite color? Red
33. Last time you laughed? Lunch
34. Last time you cried? *secret*
35. Who will repost this? Dunno
36. Who will not repost this? ...

Whoo!